I will be posting things that I like, hate, find funny, ect. Please feel free to comment, and I will read it and react in an appropriate fashion.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less.
Some people are like slinkies- they really are good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
Have you ever had one of those days when it feels like the whole world is trying to knock you on your butt, and you just can't get a break? Well, not today! My mother was in detroit all day, and so I got to indulge in some of my personal pleasures. Like:
Sleeping in to 10
Eating breakfast without getting yelled at
Playing the playstation
It was a wonderful day! You know, untill my parents came home at 4 and my hell was reborn before my eyes. This is going to be a LONG summer. yea. That is assuming I can find a job in the next week. Oh, also my cell phone broke. I think. The screen is all glitchy and possesed, and the battery is swollen. I think it's because I left it plugged in too long... The moral of this story is never leave your phone plugged in because apparently demons will find a way into your cellular device through the electrical outlets. When my brother asked me why it was charging, I told him it was because of the dragons. Which if you don't think about it too much makes perfect sense. I also blame my homework, grades, and random banana cravings on dragons. It makes total sense. Kind of. Not really...
So this was pretty much a pointless blog. Why did I write it? Because dragons.
I am honestly offended. I am an 18 year old girl, and EVERY single time I start talking back and forth with someone, the conversation goes like this:
So, do you live in Michigan?
Why are you being thrown out of your house?
Ah, I see. Sorry about that.
So, are you a virgin?
The F?!?! Why is that any of your business? I mean, hello, I prefer to get to know someone before I start revealing information about my viginity. Also, it typically doesn't stop there. Picture a naked person on a cartoon, and all the places blurred out or covered with a black box are brought up as well. I mean, are you kidding me? Most of the time, these people are 40+ and on there accounts they say they are looking for romance and a long term relationship, not a party in my pants. I don't care how much money or how many countries you have been to, asking things like that form an 18 year old when you haven't even met them is just weird. And gross. If you want to know things like that, I expect you to at least take me out to dinner or the movies or something. I would prefer a park, because I enjoy swings, but whatever floats your boat is cool with me. The park is free though. Just saying. We could pack a picnic, and swing. That would be awsome.