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Posted on Wed, Jun 19, 2013 11:44

Quoting Dakota35:

Hum?  If I become a modern day hippy can I have a harem?  Would ecstasy be the new pot?  I've been around XTC user in a club (all those light sticks), they are rather friendly to say the least.  Only problem is that the males were friendly also...I don't swing that way. 



Wow, Dakota is showing some different sides to his personality lately :/



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Posted on Wed, Jun 19, 2013 00:03

Quoting Diana3316:

Oh yeah.....I've been known to wear a flower in my hair.  *wink*  lolol



Hum?  If I become a modern day hippy can I have a harem?  Would ecstasy be the new pot?  I've been around XTC user in a club (all those light sticks), they are rather friendly to say the least.  Only problem is that the males were friendly also...I don't swing that way. 



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Posted on Mon, Jun 17, 2013 22:30

Quoting Dakota35:

I can make that Micro-Bus work.  I'm going to have to modern it up a little by putting solar panels and wind turbines on it. Paint a few flowers on the side and the word LOVE, replace the front emblem with a peace symbol... Find me a hippy chick and let the psychedelic fantasy begin.  Does that turn you on???...Groovy  baby.  PEACE, LOVE, and MaryJane forever.  This all started because I bought damn guitar case.


Oh yeah.....I've been known to wear a flower in my hair.  *wink*  lolol



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Posted on Sun, Jun 16, 2013 22:07

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Mmmm.....Fireman? Musician?....Tough call but i can see how a woman would be compelled to give up her number. Both have a hint of a possibly exciting and enjoyable evening. CalliCat


  So I expect, at least, a wink when I come through your neighborhood in my fireman's suit playing a guitar.  I think my first song will be "the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire" or "burning down the house".



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Posted on Sun, Jun 16, 2013 22:02

Quoting Livnlov:

ROFLMAO!!!!!

I think you are on something DAK!

How do you get to be so effortlessly funny????

 

Liv.



Liv, Really it's just because you have a nice sense of humor and personality...or you just like laughing at insane people.



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Posted on Sun, Jun 16, 2013 21:59

Quoting Diana3316:

Hmmmm.....I'm not so sure about the fake hood ornament, Dak.  I have a feeling most women would suspect something!  But if you owned a cult classic like a Micro Bus.....now THEN you would be cool.  *wink*  :))



I can make that Micro-Bus work.  I'm going to have to modern it up a little by putting solar panels and wind turbines on it. Paint a few flowers on the side and the word LOVE, replace the front emblem with a peace symbol... Find me a hippy chick and let the psychedelic fantasy begin.  Does that turn you on???...Groovy  baby.  PEACE, LOVE, and MaryJane forever.  This all started because I bought damn guitar case.



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Posted on Sun, Jun 16, 2013 12:46

Quoting Dakota35:

 

Hey Rmac, 

 

Me being serious for a minute...check out the Lexus ISF.  I considered buying one but I'm way to cheap.  So I bought a used Jetta TDI with a bad cam.  Dropped a high performance cam in, went through the car from front to back, flashed the ECM with a performance tune and now get  around 45+mpg.  Cool car, just doesn't have the luxury status of the Lexus.  I had a BMW for awhile, then a Mercedes.  Wrecked the Mercedes (it was used) the first time I drove it...deers obviously are anti-Mercedes.  I can't remember being any more lucky with women when I had those cars.  Oh god, I must really be a loser. :( ...but wait, I didn't have a guitar case with me...so that's probably what it was.

 

You gave me a idea...you know a VW is German and a Mercedes is German...so I think I'll just remove all VW brand indicators from my Jetta TDI and replace them with Mercedes...even put one of those hood ornaments on there.  Most women wouldn't know.  Kind of like if you put a weed eater engine in a Lamborghini...as long as it looked good and will move the women will be impressed. :)



Hmmmm.....I'm not so sure about the fake hood ornament, Dak.  I have a feeling most women would suspect something!  But if you owned a cult classic like a Micro Bus.....now THEN you would be cool.  *wink*  :))


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Posted on Sun, Jun 16, 2013 03:45

Mmmm.....Fireman? Musician?....Tough call but i can see how a woman would be compelled to give up her number. Both have a hint of a possibly exciting and enjoyable evening. CalliCat


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Posted on Sun, Jun 16, 2013 02:13

Quoting Dakota35:

 

Hey Rmac, 

 

Me being serious for a minute...check out the Lexus ISF.  I considered buying one but I'm way to cheap.  So I bought a used Jetta TDI with a bad cam.  Dropped a high performance cam in, went through the car from front to back, flashed the ECM with a performance tune and now get  around 45+mpg.  Cool car, just doesn't have the luxury status of the Lexus.  I had a BMW for awhile, then a Mercedes.  Wrecked the Mercedes (it was used) the first time I drove it...deers obviously are anti-Mercedes.  I can't remember being any more lucky with women when I had those cars.  Oh god, I must really be a loser. :( ...but wait, I didn't have a guitar case with me...so that's probably what it was.

 

You gave me a idea...you know a VW is German and a Mercedes is German...so I think I'll just remove all VW brand indicators from my Jetta TDI and replace them with Mercedes...even put one of those hood ornaments on there.  Most women wouldn't know.  Kind of like if you put a weed eater engine in a Lamborghini...as long as it looked good and will move the women will be impressed. :)



ROFLMAO!!!!!

I think you are on something DAK!

How do you get to be so effortlessly funny????

 

Liv.



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Posted on Sat, Jun 15, 2013 19:13

Quoting rmac22:

I want to know if the name Antoine is crucial.  How about Sam, George, John, Jacob, Johan, Hans, Hanno, Paulo, Leroy, ....

 

Dakota, good thinking, I checked out the Lexus, you can certainly get one that costs, acts, and looks like a luxury car.  The crucial point though is will the lady think so.  I think I would go for a Mercedes.  That funny little hood ornament.  Pretty sure most ladies would understand that one. 

 

 

RMac



 

Hey Rmac, 

 

Me being serious for a minute...check out the Lexus ISF.  I considered buying one but I'm way to cheap.  So I bought a used Jetta TDI with a bad cam.  Dropped a high performance cam in, went through the car from front to back, flashed the ECM with a performance tune and now get  around 45+mpg.  Cool car, just doesn't have the luxury status of the Lexus.  I had a BMW for awhile, then a Mercedes.  Wrecked the Mercedes (it was used) the first time I drove it...deers obviously are anti-Mercedes.  I can't remember being any more lucky with women when I had those cars.  Oh god, I must really be a loser. :( ...but wait, I didn't have a guitar case with me...so that's probably what it was.

 

You gave me a idea...you know a VW is German and a Mercedes is German...so I think I'll just remove all VW brand indicators from my Jetta TDI and replace them with Mercedes...even put one of those hood ornaments on there.  Most women wouldn't know.  Kind of like if you put a weed eater engine in a Lamborghini...as long as it looked good and will move the women will be impressed. :)



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Posted on Sat, Jun 15, 2013 08:12

I want to know if the name Antoine is crucial.  How about Sam, George, John, Jacob, Johan, Hans, Hanno, Paulo, Leroy, ....

 

Dakota, good thinking, I checked out the Lexus, you can certainly get one that costs, acts, and looks like a luxury car.  The crucial point though is will the lady think so.  I think I would go for a Mercedes.  That funny little hood ornament.  Pretty sure most ladies would understand that one. 

 

 

RMac



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Posted on Sat, Jun 15, 2013 07:52

Quoting rmac22:

So, you go out and get a guitar case.  Check this all out for yourself, get a date, she likes you, things go on nicely, and then one day she wants you to play for her. 

 

This constitutes misrepresentation, a form of lie, likely to end the relationship right there.  So, better learn to play at least a little. Confess that you only now are fulfilling a lifelong ambition to learn to play the guitar and alas you have no talent for it. 

 

 

RMac

 


Too funny RMac!  I remember Voyager had a little strawberry-colored Yorkie named Rougue, that he said he used as "chick bait".  I totally believe that worked!

 

Re: misrepresentation

 

Despite being tall and very handsome, I repeatedly refused to accept a date initially from a horse trainer in my old home town.  I had already been in two long term relationships which ended, and this time I had a laundry list of criteria of what I was looking for.....and he did not fit.  In fact I told him so!  He said, "Ok...no problem".  Well one day he asked again about a movie...and again I said "no"....but, this time I asked if he could dance.  He said, "Yes."  I even went so far as to ask, "Are you a good dancer?"  lolol....(b***h)  He said, "Yes."  So I agreed to go out 'as friends' for dinner and dancing.  Hmmmm....well you know where I'm going with this, right?  His idea and my idea of being a "good dancer" were vastly different!!!  lolol

 

Never the less, he ended up becoming the love of my life and we were together for 14yrs.  We took 2 courses of ballroom dancing lessons and eventually became really quite good.  We went out almost every weekend dancing and had a lot of fun together!  :))



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Posted on Fri, Jun 14, 2013 19:45

Keep the suggestions coming...  I just purchased a guitar and fire fighter suit off of eBay.  Now, what kind of luxury car should I buy?  I'm going to buy some art and put in the back seat.  I have a cute dog already.  RMac, I can play a little so that should get me by.  I'll have to put some work into this image.  I'll put on my fire suit, throw the guitar into the passenger seat of my new Lexus along with my cute dog (I'll keep the art work in the back seat) and hit the town.  All you ladies better watch out now that I'm armed with this new knowledge. :)



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Posted on Fri, Jun 14, 2013 07:52

So, you go out and get a guitar case.  Check this all out for yourself, get a date, she likes you, things go on nicely, and then one day she wants you to play for her. 

 

This constitutes misrepresentation, a form of lie, likely to end the relationship right there.  So, better learn to play at least a little. Confess that you only now are fulfilling a lifelong ambition to learn to play the guitar and alas you have no talent for it. 

 

 

RMac

 



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Posted on Thu, Jun 13, 2013 23:34

I personally prefer an artsy type like myself.

That is very interesting.



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