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Posted on Tue, Mar 18, 2014 04:21 PM

An attractive girl walks into a fabric shop. 'I want to buy this material for a dress,' she says. 'How much does it cost?' 

 

'Only one kiss per metre,' replies the male clerk.

 

'Fine,' replies the girl. 'In that case I'll take 10 metres.'

 

The clerk gives her the fabric and the girl points to a little old man standing next to her.

 

'Thanks,' she says. 'Grandpa's paying the bill.'

 

 



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Posted on Wed, May 14, 2014 02:53 PM

thanks, lol x



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Posted on Thu, Mar 20, 2014 02:49 PM

LOL!!!!!!



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Posted on Wed, Mar 19, 2014 03:13 PM

My thoughts exactly :-)



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