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Posted on Mon, Mar 17, 2014 11:01

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!"

The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room.

About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets.

Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."

The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."



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Posted on Tue, Mar 25, 2014 15:16

Or Twentieth Century Fox ;-)



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Posted on Tue, Mar 25, 2014 09:57

Quoting 3345roc:

I'm hoping you don't work for 9 West.



Or 7 Eleven. :-)



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Posted on Tue, Mar 18, 2014 20:21

I'm hoping you don't work for 9 West.



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Posted on Tue, Mar 18, 2014 16:09

Sorry...I meant to say "You are welcome!"



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Posted on Tue, Mar 18, 2014 16:08

Thanks! :-)



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Posted on Mon, Mar 17, 2014 22:22

Cute joke, thanks.



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