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Posted on Fri, Aug 09, 2013 07:06 PM

Some members of my congregation have been stealing in style, I was forced to put up this polite notice on the church's notice board: "Please do not leave your purse, watch, handbag, mobile phone, boyfriend or husband unattended. Others may think it is an answer to their prayers. Thank you"


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Posted on Wed, Aug 14, 2013 03:37 PM

Quoting Livnlov:

ROFL - why is wife not on the list of the 'things' not to be left unattended? LOLOL!!!

 

Liv.



EXCELLENT POINT!!!

 

Leave it to you Liv, to think of that one.



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Posted on Sun, Aug 11, 2013 12:47 PM

as the church lady would say...."isn't that special"?



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Posted on Sun, Aug 11, 2013 12:09 PM

JS  -  Well, I did go to church in spite of the hazards.  The offering plate came around and I put in a trillion dollar bill.  I'm not kidding!  In your honor.



Bab : )

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Posted on Sat, Aug 10, 2013 04:41 PM

Very funny indeed.  Although quite sad as well.  One would think--or at least hope--that the last place one would have something stolen from them is in church.

 

C'est la vie.  Another good reason for me to stay away from churches.  LOL.  Nobody steals "nothing" from me when I go for a walk in the woods in my rural area to restore my soul.



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Posted on Sat, Aug 10, 2013 08:01 AM

ROFL - why is wife not on the list of the 'things' not to be left unattended? LOLOL!!!

 

Liv.



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Posted on Fri, Aug 09, 2013 10:52 PM

Ha ha : )



Bab : )

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Posted on Fri, Aug 09, 2013 09:50 PM

JS~

You are hilarious!  lolololol....oooooweeee!



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