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Posted on Jun 01, 2012 at 04:42 PM

When i'm bored and nothing to read ,, 

 

I pop on Millionaire Match and read profiles sorry ladies no offence i have probability looked at yours also ,,

 

but i swear some  of the comments people leave on others profiles  i am just in  fits of ( giggles

 

or maybe i have strange sense of humour.. 

 

,, , i will share afew with you , which i think are the best , ,, ( enjoy ,,, 

 

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Hi i loved your pictures very handsome ( what do you look like in real life 

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Hi, you wrote me in  IM, that I have incredidble smile... but I was feeding my neighboor's  cats  '

 

 

 

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":-*(": It stands for "I want more than a kiss on the cheek"

 

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 "My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it"how do i get mine to look like yours 

 

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"Unless I get my husband's money I shall be forced to lead an immoral life."

 

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  i have six children. I have some and one died,what about you 

 

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I want money as quick as you can sent it. I have been in bed with my doctor all week and he does not seem to be doing me any good.

 

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"Regarding your enquiry the teeth in the top are alright but the ones in the bottom are hurting terribly."

 

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Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation

 

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 i was  constipated for most of my  life until i  got a divorce

 

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"I have no children as my ex  husband was a  bus driver and worked  all day and all night.

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i noticed in one of your pictures your missing a finger am i right ?

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i was wondering if you could call me as  my cell fone won't work here 

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i have left you numerous messages / if you don't answer i won't leave you anymore 

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why no answer ? dam it  MM  is giving me a complex 


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Posted on Feb 02, 2013 at 01:27 PM

i think your a stalker !!!!!!


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Posted on Oct 05, 2012 at 05:06 PM

Hahhahaahha (very good comments) who said cats?

 

Francie.


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Posted on Oct 05, 2012 at 03:22 PM

Waoh! ~JM~

The Bush, Husband's money, missing finger...!

I will not even ask the real issues there. I chose to lie back and enjoy my imagination. 

Hilarious!!

 


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Posted on Jun 26, 2012 at 07:31 AM

Lol,  I am new here so will be snooping around for remarks like this for a good giggle!!  Thanks Justme 2042:)



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Posted on Jun 12, 2012 at 08:58 AM

Haha some really crazy stuff!

 

Sarah :-)


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Posted on Jun 11, 2012 at 05:44 PM

Quoting bepositive:

I have to quit saying "How Stupid Can you Be??"  because I think some people are taking it as a challenge.....hahahaha   I have read of these silly comments and find them very entertaining and hysterical.  Thanks for sharing.......always great to start out a day with a good laugh.



bepositive, I adore that line of yours:  "....I think some people are taking it as a challenge."

 

Very smart indeed....and oh, too true. 


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Posted on Jun 07, 2012 at 11:58 PM

Good ones and I think I may just believe you. Like Curious said..we have to remember the site we are on.. lol


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Posted on Jun 07, 2012 at 07:29 PM

 

*opps, first post

( i was constipated for most of my life until i got a divorce )

love this...so true, feel the same!


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Posted on Jun 07, 2012 at 07:27 PM

Love this...so true, feel the same!


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Posted on Jun 06, 2012 at 08:13 PM

Hello, JustMe.

 

These are a stitch.  My first reaction to think you made these comments up.  Then I remembered what site I'm on and I had to think I'm not surprised at all.

 

Thanks for the laughs.  It might be "unethical" to use these quotes from other people's profiles to make fun of " stupid morons," but I'm laughing so hard, my sense of humor at this moment far outweights any concerns my conscience has.

 

LOLOLOL


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Posted on Jun 05, 2012 at 05:52 AM

Quoting silverlion:

~~ Dear Justme ~~

 

Thanks for clearing up that mystery.

 

Could you shed some " light " on the one regarding ...." Both breasts are equal and.........".

 

The others are pretty self explanatory it seems.

 

Sincerely,

 

~~ S L ~~  & Partner  ~~ I C ~~



laughs at you SL  ~~~~ 

i assume  the lady in question was replying to his enquiry ( about  breast  surgery )


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Posted on Jun 04, 2012 at 10:29 AM

I have to quit saying "How Stupid Can you Be??"  because I think some people are taking it as a challenge.....hahahaha   I have read of these silly comments and find them very entertaining and hysterical.  Thanks for sharing.......always great to start out a day with a good laugh.


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Posted on Jun 04, 2012 at 07:58 AM

OMG! This is soooo horrible!! 

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!! 

ARE THESE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO VOTE? 

LOLOLOL...

Leaves shaking head..

HI LIV! HI SL! 

WELCOME TO BLOGS JUSTME! 


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Posted on Jun 03, 2012 at 04:57 PM

 i was  constipated for most of my  life until i  got a divorce )

 ha ha Justme me i think i suffered from this also 

  


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Posted on Jun 03, 2012 at 03:02 PM

Justme - Tell me you just made these up, please, lolololol!!! I can't believe people wrote these on others' profile, lol! This site is second to none!

 

Thanks for sharing, this is so funny!

 

Liv.


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Posted on Jun 03, 2012 at 04:19 AM

Quoting silverlion:

~~ Dear Justme ~~

 

Your sense of humour is unmatched. Thanks for sharing these side splitters.

 

Do you think " The Overgrown Bush " is a personal problem or a gardening issue gone astray ?

 

They are all hilarious though, and Your blog is a Breath of Fresh Air.......Welcome Aboard.

 

~~ S L ~~



( giggles ~~~SL 

when i looked at the gentlemans profile he has beautiful pictures of his gardens and various plants and trees

 i do think she was looking for some gardening  advice , 

 (well i hope so''' if not she should see a doctor urgently!!! 


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