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Posted on Wed, Jun 14, 2006 19:45

A beautiful shapely woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the owner?", she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually no.", he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him.", she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I am afraid I can't.", breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do for you?" "Yes, I need for you to give him a message.", she continued, running her forefonger across the bartenders lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?", the bartender managed to ask. "Tell him...", she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap or paper towels in the ladies room!"


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Posted on Mon, Feb 22, 2010 18:26

Bump... I'm back!



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Posted on Thu, Jul 27, 2006 13:38

YES, IF PROVOKED WE CAN BE "EVIL", LOL, LOL...GREAT JOKE LOVED IT, JUST CRACKED ME UP !!! LATINPRINCESS


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Posted on Sat, Jul 01, 2006 18:45

Thanks Lavendar, Nice to see you again. Quite the contrary. I have met a wonderful woman on here. She's the only one I've dated over the past three months. Unfortunately, it's a long distance relationship, and I think she's seeing other people from this site and possibly another. I don't think that she feels the same way about me as I do about her, but I just can't date multiple people at the same time. Not only does my busy schedule not allow it, there's something extremely alien about "juggling" women. It's just not natural for me. Besides which, knowing me, I'd get my facts crossed and call someone by the wrong name or recall someone else's background! Anyway, time will tell. She's flown in to spend the next 5 to 10 days with me. We'll see how things go. Thanks for chiming in on my blog. It's nice to see your lovely smile again.


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Posted on Thu, Jun 29, 2006 20:02

Sorry nicebutt...er..cutiebooty, Huskerpedia is a site for best college football team (American) of the past 40 years... The Nebraska Cornhuskers... And THAT is a scientific FACT!


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Posted on Mon, Jun 26, 2006 10:08

Actually its Democrats who are evil by nature. Woman is just like cat, not evil, just independent from everything. Also not godess


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Posted on Sun, Jun 25, 2006 22:15

Hey cutie, I didn't get this joke from the forums. I got it from another website I visit frequently... Huskerpedia. I didn't change any of the words, only some punctuation. I love a great joke.


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Posted on Thu, Jun 15, 2006 14:00

lol euwww- but funny :-p


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Posted on Thu, Jun 15, 2006 07:53

That's not evil.. it's intelligent.. smile. f


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