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Posted on Mon, Mar 18, 2013 18:43

i am walking past a young woman & her baby.

woman: is your hair purple?

me:yes

woman: did you dye it?

me: no, it's naturally purple

 



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Posted on Sun, May 05, 2013 10:42

Quoting RealtorLulu:

Duh!!

 

 

 

Lawyer:  Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
Witness:  I'll be three months on March 12th.
Lawyer:  Apparently then, the date of conception was around January 12th?
Witness:  Yes.
Lawyer:  What were you doing at that time?

 



ROFLMAO!!!! Isn't that pretty obvious?? Some lawyers just like to humiliate witnesses on the stand!

 

Liv.



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Posted on Sun, May 05, 2013 00:00

it's all purple for now.i needed a change



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Posted on Thu, Mar 21, 2013 09:44

Quoting Windrider735:

How about the people who call you at home...on a land line...and when you say hello, ask, "Where are you?"



lol



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Posted on Wed, Mar 20, 2013 19:48

How about the people who call you at home...on a land line...and when you say hello, ask, "Where are you?"



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Posted on Tue, Mar 19, 2013 20:08

Quoting MMCounselor:

Yep, people can ask some pretty stupid things!

The one that always makes me laugh and shake my head is when I run into someone I know in the supermarket and they ask "What are you doing here?"....duh...Shopping for elephants, what do you think I'm doing here?

 

Smile & Nod...yep, chalk up another STUPID one!



ROFLMAO



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Posted on Tue, Mar 19, 2013 13:54

lol.it really boggles the mind



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Posted on Tue, Mar 19, 2013 06:10

Duh!!

 

 

 

Lawyer:  Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
Witness:  I'll be three months on March 12th.
Lawyer:  Apparently then, the date of conception was around January 12th?
Witness:  Yes.
Lawyer:  What were you doing at that time?

 



Lulu in Dallas

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Posted on Tue, Mar 19, 2013 06:08

Yep, people can ask some pretty stupid things!

The one that always makes me laugh and shake my head is when I run into someone I know in the supermarket and they ask "What are you doing here?"....duh...Shopping for elephants, what do you think I'm doing here?

 

Smile & Nod...yep, chalk up another STUPID one!


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