A guy is in a bar, looking over this hot chick.¿ The girl smiles and¿ says to him, "Hi, Bill, you don't recognize me, do you?¿ I used to be your friend, George.¿ I finally quit pretending and had that sex change operation."¿ ¿ . ¿ Bill is stunned, but George WAS a great guy.¿ So they talk, and a couple of beers later, Bill finally says, "George, I gotta ask, "Was it worth it?¿ The pain must have been terrible when they cut your penis off !!!".....Georgia answers, "Oh my God, yes. That hurt like hell, but that wasn't the worst part." ¿ . ¿ Bill asks, "Then was it the breast implants?"...Georgia replies, "No, That was sore for a couple of weeks, but it wasn't the worst." ¿ . ¿ Bill continues, "Well, geez, it had to have¿ been when they castrated you, then."...Georgia replies, "No...That was excruciating, but that wasn't the worst part.¿ The worst pain was when they inserted this huge syringe in my ear and sucked out half my brains." ¿ . ¿ Now, you understand why women's brains are cheaper:):):)
A guy is in a bar, looking over this hot chick.¿ The girl smiles and¿ says to him, "Hi, Bill, you don't recognize me, do you?¿ I used to be your friend, George.¿ I finally quit pretending and had that sex change operation."¿ ¿ . ¿ Bill is stunned, but George WAS a great guy.¿ So they talk, and a couple of beers later, Bill finally says, "George, I gotta ask, "Was it worth it?¿ The pain must have been terrible when they cut your penis off !!!".....Georgia answers, "Oh my God, yes. That hurt like hell, but that wasn't the worst part." ¿ . ¿ Bill asks, "Then was it the breast implants?"...Georgia replies, "No, That was sore for a couple of weeks, but it wasn't the worst." ¿ . ¿ Bill continues, "Well, geez, it had to have¿ been when they castrated you, then."...Georgia replies, "No...That was excruciating, but that wasn't the worst part.¿ The worst pain was when they inserted this huge syringe in my ear and sucked out half my brains." ¿ . ¿ Now, you understand why women's brains are cheaper:):):)
Quite interesting. It is funny but it has an important lesson. God created us the way we are for a purpose, some of us are unhappy and question God's will. In the quest for perfection we destroy ourselves. Is it really worth it?
Quite interesting. It is funny but it has an important lesson. God created us the way we are for a purpose, some of us are unhappy and question God's will. In the quest for perfection we destroy ourselves. Is it really worth it?
Apples and Oranges people... Apples and Oranges. You can't compare the two. They're intended for completely different purposes.. and are not interchangeable. Can't we just embrace our differences? I, for one, really enjoy embracing your differences.
Apples and Oranges people... Apples and Oranges. You can't compare the two. They're intended for completely different purposes.. and are not interchangeable. Can't we just embrace our differences? I, for one, really enjoy embracing your differences.
Conyers Conyers when will you ever learn......women are so smart we only need to use a fraction of th eamount of brain men use lol and we ALL know where men keep their brains now dont we
Conyers Conyers when will you ever learn......women are so smart we only need to use a fraction of th eamount of brain men use lol and we ALL know where men keep their brains now dont we
Does this mean that after castration we have equal brain power of women and we lose our split personalities.....I stick with the dual functioning system myself...lol ¿ D ( * ) ( * )
Does this mean that after castration we have equal brain power of women and we lose our split personalities.....I stick with the dual functioning system myself...lol ¿ D ( * ) ( * )
Hey Conyers, This only goes to prove the fact that women only need 1/2 the brain to equal a man's brain.¿ Now aren't you sorry you posted this joke???¿ Haha--gotcha!
Quoting: Originally posted by Conyersguy A guy is in a bar, looking over this hot chick.¿ The girl smiles and¿ says to him, "Hi, Bill, you don't recognize me, do you?¿ I used to be your friend, George.¿ I finally quit pretending and had that sex change operation."¿ ¿ . ¿ Bill is stunned, but George WAS a great guy.¿ So they talk, and a couple of beers later, Bill finally says, "George, I gotta ask, "Was it worth it?¿ The pain must have been terrible when they cut your penis off !!!".....Georgia answers, "Oh my God, yes. That hurt like hell, but that wasn't the worst part." ¿ . ¿ Bill asks, "Then was it the breast implants?"...Georgia replies, "No, That was sore for a couple of weeks, but it wasn't the worst." ¿ . ¿ Bill continues, "Well, geez, it had to have¿ been when they castrated you, then."...Georgia replies, "No...That was excruciating, but that wasn't the worst part.¿ The worst pain was when they inserted this huge syringe in my ear and sucked out half my brains." ¿ . ¿ Now, you understand why women's brains are cheaper:):):)
Quoting Conyersguy:
A guy is in a bar, looking over this hot chick.¿ The girl smiles and¿ says to him, "Hi, Bill, you don't recognize me, do you?¿ I used to be your friend, George.¿ I finally quit pretending and had that sex change operation."¿ ¿ . ¿ Bill is stunned, but George WAS a great guy.¿ So they talk, and a couple of beers later, Bill finally says, "George, I gotta ask, "Was it worth it?¿ The pain must have been terrible when they cut your penis off !!!".....Georgia answers, "Oh my God, yes. That hurt like hell, but that wasn't the worst part." ¿ . ¿ Bill asks, "Then was it the breast implants?"...Georgia replies, "No, That was sore for a couple of weeks, but it wasn't the worst." ¿ . ¿ Bill continues, "Well, geez, it had to have¿ been when they castrated you, then."...Georgia replies, "No...That was excruciating, but that wasn't the worst part.¿ The worst pain was when they inserted this huge syringe in my ear and sucked out half my brains." ¿ . ¿ Now, you understand why women's brains are cheaper:):):)
Hey Conyers, This only goes to prove the fact that women only need 1/2 the brain to equal a man's brain.¿ Now aren't you sorry you posted this joke???¿ Haha--gotcha!
The obvious comeback would be that the humor portion was in the part that was removed, AZ.¿¿ But I DON'T want to get into women bashing.¿ I've met MANY women who were a helluva lot smarter than I am !!!!!¿ I meant it ONLY as a joke, in playful response ONLY, to Brittany's joke.¿¿ ...I HAVE noticed that men find this one a lot funnier than women do, though. :):)¿¿
Quoting: Originally posted by Arizona53 Not even 1/2 as funny as Brittainy's joke....pun intended!
Quoting Arizona53:
Not even 1/2 as funny as Brittainy's joke....pun intended!
The obvious comeback would be that the humor portion was in the part that was removed, AZ.¿¿ But I DON'T want to get into women bashing.¿ I've met MANY women who were a helluva lot smarter than I am !!!!!¿ I meant it ONLY as a joke, in playful response ONLY, to Brittany's joke.¿¿ ...I HAVE noticed that men find this one a lot funnier than women do, though. :):)¿¿
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