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Posted on Mon, Jul 03, 2006 06:17

THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN > >ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN! > > > >THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. > > > >SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE > >WILL HAVE TO GO BACK AND SIT THERE. > > > >THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON > >AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." > > > >THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE > >CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN > >ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. > > > >THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE > >SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. > > > >THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON > >AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." > > > >THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE > >WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN > >TO REASON. > > > >THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M > >MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." > > > >HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR. SHE SAYS, "OH, > >I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. > > > >THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKS HIM WHAT HE SAID > >TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. > > > >I TOLD HER, " FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON ! " >? >


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Posted on Tue, Jul 04, 2006 11:36

I'm having a BLONDE moment!


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Posted on Tue, Jul 04, 2006 07:53

Very, Very Funny....


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Posted on Mon, Jul 03, 2006 22:39

All I can do is flip my hair, put on a vacuous smile and say, "Like, totally!"


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