In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a¿ family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired¿ and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news ," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.. "The only hope left for your loved one at¿ this time is a brain transplant . It's an experimental procedure, very¿ risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'
The Doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain; $200 for a¿ female brain.' The moment turned awkward. Some of the men actually had¿ to 'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the women.
A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more than a¿ female brain?'
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the¿ female brains a lot lower because they've been used.'
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a¿ family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired¿ and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news ," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.. "The only hope left for your loved one at¿ this time is a brain transplant . It's an experimental procedure, very¿ risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'
The Doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain; $200 for a¿ female brain.' The moment turned awkward. Some of the men actually had¿ to 'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the women.
A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more than a¿ female brain?'
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the¿ female brains a lot lower because they've been used.'
Love it! ¿lol Here's one about a very witty woman! Lucky person who ends up with her brain!¿
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
¿
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
¿
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'¿ Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
¿
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,'says the woman.¿ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
¿
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
¿
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
Love it! ¿lol Here's one about a very witty woman! Lucky person who ends up with her brain!¿
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
¿
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
¿
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'¿ Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
¿
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,'says the woman.¿ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
¿
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
OMG---All your ranting and raving is for naught,¿ Applelove is a test profile and I am so sorry you got your knickers all in a knot over nothing.
Quoting: Originally posted by Alchem_US_t Rotten apples,
Just one question... Who the Hell are you? Your Obsessive-Compulsive iterations of the same, brainless blah-blah only serve to emphasize one thing, for sure -
- that Brit's joke REALLY is a joke, as it's now obvious there really is NO brain activity in the female cranium. At least, not yours.
So, speaking for all guys out there... we can rest easy, as here, right NOW, before us, is IRREFUTABLE proof that this truly is a joke!
Sorry Brit, but apparently ONE bad apple really CAN be ruinous!
Mac N. Tosh
Quoting Alchem_US_t:
Rotten apples,
Just one question... Who the Hell are you? Your Obsessive-Compulsive iterations of the same, brainless blah-blah only serve to emphasize one thing, for sure -
- that Brit's joke REALLY is a joke, as it's now obvious there really is NO brain activity in the female cranium. At least, not yours.
So, speaking for all guys out there... we can rest easy, as here, right NOW, before us, is IRREFUTABLE proof that this truly is a joke!
Sorry Brit, but apparently ONE bad apple really CAN be ruinous!
Mac N. Tosh
OMG---All your ranting and raving is for naught,¿ Applelove is a test profile and I am so sorry you got your knickers all in a knot over nothing.
Just one question... Who the Hell are you? Your Obsessive-Compulsive iterations of the same, brainless blah-blah only serve to emphasize one thing, for sure -
- that Brit's joke REALLY is a joke, as it's now obvious there really is NO brain activity in the female cranium. At least, not yours.
So, speaking for all guys out there... we can rest easy, as here, right NOW, before us, is IRREFUTABLE proof that this truly is a joke!
Sorry Brit, but apparently ONE bad apple really CAN be ruinous!
Mac N. Tosh
Rotten apples,
Just one question... Who the Hell are you? Your Obsessive-Compulsive iterations of the same, brainless blah-blah only serve to emphasize one thing, for sure -
- that Brit's joke REALLY is a joke, as it's now obvious there really is NO brain activity in the female cranium. At least, not yours.
So, speaking for all guys out there... we can rest easy, as here, right NOW, before us, is IRREFUTABLE proof that this truly is a joke!
Sorry Brit, but apparently ONE bad apple really CAN be ruinous!
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