Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship,
they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy,
stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding
road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect
couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not
wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded
Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus
had an accident. Only one survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
Answer: The perfect woman survived.
She?s the only one who really existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man!
Hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas.