I found her diary underneath a tree.
and started reading about me
The words she's written took me by surpise
you'd never read them in her eyes.
They said that she had found the love she waited for.
Wouldn't you know it, she wouldn't show it.
When she confronted with the writing there,
simply pretended not to care.
I passed it off as just in keeping with
her total disconcerting air
and though she tried to hide
the love that she denied,
wouldn't you know it, she wouldn't show it.
And as I go through my life, I will give to her my wife
all the sweet things that I can find.
I found her diary underneath a tree.
and started reading about me.
The words began stick and tears to flow.
Her meaning now was clear to see.
The love she'd waited for was someone else not me
Wouldn't you know it, she wouldn't show it.
and as I go through my life, I will wish for her his wife
all the sweet things that she can find
all the sweet things they can find
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that darned cat on the phone. I'm lost and need directions!"
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip.
After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Holmes questioned.
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
What does it tell you Holmes?
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent."
Is it already wake up hour?
'cse perhaps dreaming I am;
although awake I see myself!
No dream, ... I touch and I create
what I have been and what I am.
I understand, still I am sleeping
and I can be not so persuade;
because if it has been dreamed
what I saw concrete and certain,
which I see will be uncertain;
because I can see being slept,
that I dream being awake!!!
It is true my dearly dear,
this fierce condition,
this fury, this ambition,
because sometimes we dream;
and yes so we do, ... and
we are in so singular world,
that to live is only a dream;
and experience teaches,
that every person who lives,
dreams what he is, until he wakes up.
So, the rich dream in his wealth,
that more cares him offers;
dream the poor man who suffers
his misery and poverty;
dreams the one that to grow begin,
dreams the one that work hard and tries,
dreams the one that act wrong,
and in the world in conclusion,
everybody dream what they are,
although they don't even understand.
So, I dreamed that I was here
writing in my almost loaded Computer,
and dreamed that in other
virtual stage I saw myself.
What is life all about?
A frenzy, an illusion,
a shade or a fiction? ... and
the greater good is small,
'cse each life is a dream,
and dreams ... dreams are.
So, do we want to wake up?
No !!! ... now I see why,
we want to keep dreaming,
... so let's dream!!!
Let's us meet in a virtual way ...
Let's meet in the astral ...
Let's dream together ...
So, here I am ...
I have awake dreaming,
dreaming that I was awake,
dreaming that I was dreaming;
and in this beautiful dream,
just an eternal word will remain,
Love! ... Yes,...love!
'cse ... I love you!!!
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town
(or across the state) to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for hours just to see her for ten minutes
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.
I just went through some short Tests at a site named "tomorrowland" and after you just add "us".
Here my results:
Talent, Lifer or Mandarin:
You're an intellectual, and you've worked hard to get where you are now. You're a strong believer in education, and you think many of the world's problems could be solved if people were more informed and more rational. You have no tolerance for sloppy or lazy thinking. It frustrates you when people who are ignorant or dishonest rise to positions of power. You believe that people can make a difference in the world, and you're determined to try.
What Sports Car Are You?:
You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're all about winning the race and getting the job done. While you have a practical everyday side, you get wild when anyone pushes your pedal. You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do.
In Lima this week we are celebrating the 62 anniversary of the "Peruvian Paso Horse" contest.
The Peruvian Paso is a breed of horse considered to be the smoothest riding horse on earth. It is distinguished by a uniquely natural and efficient gait called the paso llano which is a lateral four beat gait.
The Peruvian breeders selectively bred primarily for gait, conformation, and temperament. They wanted strong, hardy animals that were comfortable to ride and easy to control. Over four centuries, their dedication to breeding only the best bloodstock resulted in the modern Peruvian Paso, which has been called the greatest triumph of selective breeding in the equine world.
Instead of a trot, the Peruvian Paso performs a gait between the walk and the canter that is broken pace. This means it has four equal beats and is performed laterally - left hind, left fore, right hind, right fore.
This characteristic gait was bred into the Peruvian Paso for the purpose of covering long distances over a short period of time without tiring the horse or rider. The gait is inbred and does not require training. Purebred Peruvian Paso foals can be seen gaiting alongside their dams within a few hours of their birth.
Peruvian Paso horses are growing in popularity in the US and elsewhere due to their nature and comfortable ride. The estimated 25,000(est. 2003)horses worldwide are used for pleasure, trail, horse shows, parades, and endurance riding.
The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife's birthday.
"A little surprise, eh?" smiled the clerk.
"You bet," answered the customer. "She's expecting a cruise."
A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding vows went like this:
"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you have the right to have an attorney present. You may kiss the bride."
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.
Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."
Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"
I rear-ended another car this morning. I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a really bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it... he was a DWARF!
He looked up at me and said " Hey buddy, I am NOT Happy!"
So I said, "Well then, which dwarf ARE you?"
And that's how the fight started.
COMMUNITY ORCHESTRA ATTENDANCE
A community orchestra was plagued by attendance problems. Several musicians were absent at each rehearsal. As a matter of fact, every player in the orchestra had missed several rehearsals, except for one very faithful oboe player.
Finally, as the dress rehearsal drew to a close, the conductor took a moment to thank the oboist for her faithful attendance. She, of course, humbly responded "It's the least I could do, since I won't be at the performance."
A Medical Doctor moves to a new place, so he put in the front of his door a Sign: BEST DOCTOR IN THIS TOWN.
Some days later another Medical Doctor moves in, two houses aside. He also puts a Sign in his door: BEST DOCTOR IN THIS COUNTRY.
A third Medical Doctor moves also to this street but at the other side of the road. He also puts a sign in his door: BEST DOCTOR OF THE WORLD.
Finally a fourth Medical Doctor moves in, and after reading all the other signs., he puts his: BEST DOCTOR IN THIS STREET
We all are like Candles in search for a Flame (Love). While we are alone, we have beautiful forms, colours and shape; but we live in our own loneliness. Darkness and coldness surround us.
We like to get close to other Candles that are already burning. By getting closer we hope that their warm can reach us and with luck a spark can jump into ours and makes us also start burning.
What is this magic that by burning we can produce Light?
Two possible scenarios can be seen for the candle by this act of illumination; one is that it can burn like those from the churches. The warmness we felt, is the faith that surround us.
The alternative is also that the flame can go away, and we got ourselves in a new deformed stage; our new form would depend on how intense the flame has interacted with us. We will learn that we will never be the same, and that the drops that have fallen would became the memories of our feelings on that experience.
But it happens that in our new form, every certain time the flame will return and like in the birthday celebrations, we get "light on" for short moments and that a happy wind will blow the flame until another similar occasion. Every time we will end more deformed.
What a situation that the one of the flame! Alive Plasma, full of movement and grace, in a permanent stage of transformation. That flame that causes us so pleasant sensation when it is observed, but when we want to approach it, at first its form escapes from us and after makes us maintain some distance.
Imaging that we could burn all at the same time. The heat that we could produce would be like the one of the Sun. But we know that in the Sun, candles are not able to survive.
Humanity knows that and to make us understand life, shows us photos with candles with nice flames, so that we can dream on that and what is teach, is that only what don't have movement, last for ever.
Earlier than the words before and after were created; that is, earlier than Time exist, in a stage that only God can explain, a conversation between the Devil and God came across.
The Devil was very confuse, and an idea was killing him. He couldn't sleep.
So he decided to ask God for advice. (Even the Devil when in need search for God)
He came to Him (God) and explained the following:
Devil: I am confused and I can't sleep.
God: What's the problem?
Devil: I am under a big confusion. I was thinking that we have here a problem.
God: Continue ...
Devil: You know, I am the Devil and that for "I AM THE EVIL",
But, I am not doing Evil things to nobody. So, if I am not doing "the Evil". I am "the Good".
And in the other hand, You (God), who are "the Good" by definition, in my thought you became "the Evil", because you are not doing "the Good" to nobody. So as You (God) can see, we have here a conflict of interests. Something must to be done to fix the problem, which I think also puts You in a problem.
God: Well we really have a point here ...
This Devil's argument makes God think on a solution ... so finally to fix the problem, He decided to create the World.
I remember when I was a kid that I was always a "fast runner". If grandpa/ma needed something; in a rush I was close to them with what they needed in my hands.
Also at school, being a "fast runner", usually I was ending first, winning my school friends.
So along my life, I have been "running fast" almost always.
An analogy for "searching for success", can be expressed by the example of "to climb mountains.
By doing this, I have learn that every time I was in the need to climb some mountain, I have end living the same experience and arrived to the same conclusion.
Yes, you have to train yourself before starting the journey, a plan, a strategy has to be built up, risks has to be taken, but what happens when reaching the top?
I have found that over there you normaly will find yourself alone.
The air is rare. It is windy & cold.
Normally by being on top of a mountain you can see the horizon. If a problem is coming for the community down at the valley, is easier for those that are at the top to visualize the size of a problem and predict the consequences.
So after having been at the highs several times, and after having tried to communicate this experience, you learn that people around you, don't really care or are interested to get to know the news, indiference is the attitude.
But you can hear or see them teaching their children how to do to "climb mountains".
Why do we want to "climb mountains" along our life?s?
The System pushes us to do it.
The Napoleon saying: "Dress me slowly, because I am in a hurry", has became a definition in my life.
So after all this years that I have already lived, I am not longer a "fast runner", now I have became the "fastest slow runner".
And don't take me wrong, I have not became a "slow runner", no, no, ... I am now one of the "fastest slow runner".
Hard to explain (i...
Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson. "If you had ten dollars," said the teacher, "and I asked you for a loan of eight dollars, how much would you have left?"
"Ten", said Little Johnny firmly.
"Ten?" the teacher said "How do you make it ten?"
"Well", replied Little Johnny "You may ask for a loan of eight dollars, but that doesn't mean you'll get it!"
CATS PLAYING POKER
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs!!!
A women was shopping in an upscale pet center.
"I want a dog of which I can be proud", she told the salesman.
"Does that one have a good pedigree?"
"Miss", declared the clerk, "if she could speak, she wouldn't talk to either one of us".
A new business was opening, and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site, and the owner read the card, which said, "Rest in Peace".
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
After he told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: Somewhere there is a funeral taking place, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new location".
In the last day I have seen how some nice women here at MM have been called "Pigs".
Blogs are monitored by a Censor who apparently thinks that "insults" will increase the rating of the Blogs, otherwise this won't happen.
It is supposed that we here have some level of good education, so I don't understand why this can be happening.
Here my tribute of respect to all the members that are being insult because the "Censor" allows this to happen.
The two rules for success are:
Never tell them everything you know.
OTHER FUNNY DEFINITIONS
There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who cannot.
There are two types of people in the world:
1. People who think there are two types of people in the world.
2. Those who don't.
1.- COLLEGE WRITING
A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.
"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway," he said.
"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation."
The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway a writer, also?"
"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move."
"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's," replied St. Peter. "The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's my congressman's clock?" asked the man.
"It's in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan!"
3.- SMART BLONDE
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains" I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500," figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn.
She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Air phone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress.
Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep!