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QUESTION FOR THE GIRLS.. Posted on Mon, Jan 29, 2007 00:00
Which of the 'Desperate Housewives' do you most resemble?
TOP 10 REASONS TO JOIN MM Posted on Sun, Nov 26, 2006 00:00
Someone asked me to repost this...enjoy! TOP 10 REASONS TO JOIN MM 1. You wanted to state that you are 'spiritual, but not religious' to a group of people who actually know what that means 2. You don't know how to 'wink' with your eye in real-life, so you enjoy sending 'winks' via email 3. The 'Ask April Dating Tips' are worth the $20 a month, even though the feminine April is really a prison inmate named 'One-Eyed Snake' just trying to make some extra cash 4. You are a 56 year old-man who listed your age requirement for a woman to be between 18-21; only to discover the person you've been chatting with and are possibly falling in love with is actually your granddaughter Jessica by mistake 5. It's fun to read the 'Success Stories' ...all four of them 6. It's fun to join a Chat- IM, only to find by the time it pops up on your screen, the person actually wrote it 7 days ago and now hates your guts for not responding 7. You are positive that the guy you are chatting with is Charlie Sheen, even though he's 4'11'', 458 pounds and lives in South Dakota 8. No one but you, knows that there is absolutely NOT ONE PERSON in your 'My Circle of Friends' 9. You tried to go to a real bar to meet someone, but when they made a joke, instead of laughing, you accidently said 'LOL' and the top reason...............................drum roll....................... 10. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU... show a picture with you and your Porsche, even though it was repossessed 4 months ago' OR claim to be worth $10 million as you are posing in a Camel Lights T-Shirt in a trailer park with your barefoot and pregnant chick in the background, holding a can of Skoal tobacco and smiling at the camera right after you just spit ...only on MM!!!
Where Us Bloggers Will Be in 30 Years Posted on Wed, Aug 30, 2006 00:00
Can I tell you if I didn't lose 20 lbs from laughing so hard I would be surprised? Much of it water weight from crying because I was laughing so hard!!! This is so VERY clever!!!!!
Online Men's Phrasal Dictionary Posted on Sun, Aug 27, 2006 00:00
"Spiritual But Not Religious"- I'll stand up at the altar and marry you, but after that, it's the golf course on Sundays, baby! "Into yoga"- You must be able to turn your body into a pretzel-shape during sex "Looking for fun and adventure"- I"m married and pray my wife doesn't find me on this site. "Wanted: Good-looking woman"- I don't care if you don't even speak English, I just need arm-candy! "New to internet dating"- I'm on every singles site known to man, but just joined THIS ONE yesterday "Professional"- I wear a uniform to work everyday and was recently promoted to 'fries' "Retired"- I'm on Viagra "Fun loving" -I'm out on parole "I like to cook"- I grill "I like to read"- Playboy subscriber "I'm not into games"- YOU have to fly to see ME-I won't come to you "Want a girl with natural breasts"- I spent $5,000 on my last girlfriend's boob-job who dumped me "Have two great kids"- Their college tuition is going to come before your engagement ring, so get used to it "Looking for a woman to spoil"- I am actually 5'2, suffering from a Napoleonic Complex and already supporting 4 ex-wives "I'm rich"- I'm new money "I'm looking for a girl who loves me for me, not my money"- I'm old money and I can't get into my Trust until I turn 65 "Just checking this site out"- My sister put my profile up JUST KIDDING GUYS!!!
Question for the Girls Posted on Thu, Jul 06, 2006 00:00
What 'Sex and the City' character you most resemble? p.s. there is a test online that you can take...I took it and I'm Miranda...yuck... (I cried for a week...I wanted to be Samantha!!!)
Play 'The John Travolta Game' ! Posted on Tue, Jul 04, 2006 00:00
Lisa, I am cracking up, thanks for the post!