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Why Go for Cheap Stuff? Posted on Aug 17, 2013 at 12:44 AM

To achieve success in life we must set goals and targets, so is dating.  Our weaknesses have to be fixed before getting into the business of fishing for a partner online. We should never expect to come and drop a line of sweet words on our profile on a dating website and expect to catch a beautiful juicy fish. To go for quality we have to prepare for quality. This means our spirituality, character, anger management, social skills you name it need to be improved as we venture into the market of dating.

Now, if we know our value we will not go for cheap stuff. One of the most important goals to set in life before heading towards anything else is our spiritual goals. Once we have control of our spirituality 70% of our battles and success in life is already won. Two factors play a role in this.

The first is Hope; when we develop spiritually and have faith we develop hope. Hope is the lubricant of the rolling steam boat to success.

The second is the cosmic collaboration between us and the universe. When we tap into our higher self we facilitate communication and understanding between the physical and the astral world, this helps us find balance between our soul and personality. Once our personality is in alignment with our soul we become highly intuitive and collaborative with the universe. This means life gets easier and things get done even if there are stumbling blocks on the way.

Now where does cheap stuff come in? When we build a strong spiritual foundation cheap stuff including partners, friends and junk in our lives give way for new and better things. It is our duty to choose what we now want in. Be ready to accept change because at times it is brutal when it comes. Remember change is not an easy dish to accept. Be ready to make the hard choices. Get out of the box you have been placed in with stereotype. Here is an example.

A young white girl of about 25 years never loved to go out with black people for one reason or the other... After going through trouble in her marriage she divorces. And decide to have a new life. She goes on a dating website determines date white people only. But she gets a very sweet and honest mail from a black guy. She reluctantly responds to the mail. The black send another mail more convincing than the first one and touching right to the heart of the lady. As the relationship begins to grow the lady is fighting her former decision with her present desires.

It's like a dog seeing fresh juicy meet but the master is say you can't have it. As a week runs by the lady can no longer hold it. She said to the black person one day; "I can no longer keep this to myself. I hate black people and I never wanted go out with a black person. But I want you so badly." She broke down and was crying as she spoke. "I love everything about you in and out."

She found a soul mate after making a very hard decision. We have to learn how to get out of your little box we have been placed in by stereotypes take the hard decisions make amends in our lives and enjoy it to the fullest.

It is the Worst Valantine's Day Gift I Ever Got Posted on Aug 14, 2013 at 06:00 PM

Real Life story: If she gets really mad at you she will do nothing and wait till Valentine's day. Then, she will serve you a delicious dish full of divorce crap! It was the craziest day of my life! I was walking out of the court on Valentine's day with no home, Children and my cars gone. Welcome to America, boy! I did not even know what was going on I was blindsided so I never even have a chance to be in court to defend myself. Holly crap!

It was Valentine's day for crap sake! I was waiting for some nice treats from my ex horny. But here am I in the streets stranded after losing everything to her in court that day. Believe me I was standing there in the streets thinking of what to do next. And then two beautiful strangers I have never met (girls) walked up to me and one of them handed me a beautiful rose flower and said "I love your dreads, happy valentine's day"

Heh! I didn't know what to think. Please think it for me.

sex home delivery Posted on Aug 13, 2013 at 02:48 AM

OK this is weird! A Japanese police have arrested the alleged ringleader of a sex home delivery service specialising in women weighing up to 150 kilograms, a force spokesman said on Tuesday.

Saito is alleged to have had about 30 overweight women in her employ, including one who tipped the scales at more than 150kg Jiji Press reported.

Police say punters in could to request a visit in their home or hotel room, a service called “deri-heru” (delivery health) that is widespread in Japan, where it is illegal to sell penetrative sex.


Here We go Again... My Hair! Posted on Aug 12, 2013 at 02:27 PM

India and South Africa are the hottest countries where I want to see my cmpany products grow. I therefore, planned a trip to South Africa to prospect the territory. Arriving the South African Embassy for a visa they looked at me and gave me just one of two conditions to fulfill.


"We are not responsible for your safety while in South Africa unless you fulfill one of these two conditions. 1. You either higher body guards during your stay in SA or you shave your hair before you seat your butt there.


I looked at him and said "Here we go again…" Before I finished my phrase he knew where I was going and he interrupted. "Sir if you do not shave your hair thieves in South Africa will do it for you doI make my self clear" and I ask: What for, are they now tired of stealing money? What are they going to do with my hair?" "Sell it sir" he shouted in disbeliev. My mouth was shut.

One more negative feather added onto the alread existing stereotypes on dread.


No wonder men suffer from high BP Posted on Aug 11, 2013 at 05:47 PM

This got me thinkin!  Almost everytin about women's upper body start's with a "B" like Blouse, Breast, Bra, Bikini, Boobo, bobi... And lower body starts with a "P" like Petticoat, Panties, Period...

No wonder men suffer from high BP

Is it also true that no beautiful woman is truly single? U either snatch her from someone or U share her With someone. The most important tin is to be the highest SHAREHOLDER.

You Seem to Be Attracting the Wrong People. Posted on Aug 09, 2013 at 09:20 PM

You seem to be attracting the wrong people. Fix the problem and you will get what you want. Almost all the profiles on dating websites look the same. In other words some people do not just know how to be nice and relate to others.Saying you are sweet, outgoing, love shopping etc will not give you a date. Almost every dating profile has something of that nature; Even mine!

I have been telling jokes to entertain people but some treated me really badly. Fortunately jokes don't joke, they attract the most beautiful people. Angry and mean people do not like jokes. Why should I want anyone like that beside me? Why should I not like someone who will brighten my mood with a joke? Good jokes open any closed door. Most things I have had in my life came as a result of my ability to make people laugh, feel comfortable around me and just collaborate with the flow.

If you think I am crazy that is fine with me, if you think I am foolish that is fine with me, if you think I am mean that is fine with me, if you think I am worthless that is fine with me. But there is one person who will tell you that you are absolutely wrong. That person knows I am real and knows that I respect every human being, despise greedy mean and wicked people.

When one enjoys being mean or trying to put down others they generate a negative vibration and attract likeminded people. There are descent people here but you've got to find your niche. You cannot be mean and expect a stranger to pay positive attention to you. Walking away here with a partner is easy for me and I will invite some of you for a wonderful wedding when the time comes.

I have seen things you can never imagine, I therefore use jokes at time to work out issues in people’s lives. I had to take life easy. My Origins and status almost made it difficult for me to be among ordinary people as much as I wanted to. I want to be simple and friendly to everybody, so I use jokes to bring everybody closer to feel relaxed and not have to worry about stereotypes. I like simplicity. I just wish everyone understands that I mean no harm cracking jokes here.

Take it easy and simple.

Church Memebers Stealing in Style Posted on Aug 09, 2013 at 07:06 PM
Some members of my congregation have been stealing in style, I was forced to put up this polite notice on the church's notice board: "Please do not leave your purse, watch, handbag, mobile phone, boyfriend or husband unattended. Others may think it is an answer to their prayers. Thank you"
Ugly Will Not Stop De Entry Posted on Aug 05, 2013 at 10:20 PM
They needed a Nani and the husband asked his wife "What Are The Qualities Of A Good Nanny Or Maid we should higher? immidiately she said: "She must be very ugly and old" Her mother the devil's advocate standing behind her daughter retorted. "Ugly will not stop de entry!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I BEG MAKE SOMEBODY HELP ME REPLY THIS 'BISHOP' WHO INBOX ME: "Hi Mr JS, I read with utter dismay what you wrote about men of God living off their congregants. I hope it is not true. If it is, then let me inform you its a very serious matter with God when men castigate God's servants. The implications are too grievous to bear. Pls desist from such utterances. I hope you understand me. Thank you"
Protection Prayer Point For Ladies this Sunday! Posted on Aug 04, 2013 at 09:48 AM

1. Any guy who wants to use and dump me, let him recieve holy ghost slap
2. Any guy who impregnated other girls and is now eyeing me, Let my punch in his dream kill him.
3. Any guy dat has bet with his friends to sleep with me by all means, Holyghost fire strike him.
4. Any guy dat come into my life just to confuse my destiny, let him hear nwiii!
5. Any guy dat tries calling me to come to his home because he is horny, let my number become a wrong number. God forbid! he tries coming to my home, may he miss his way and find his car hangin' in a tree on cliff... in jesus name.

6. Any guy who skilfully dudges all of the above and lands on my door steps let his weapon of women's destruction become powerless and never look up until he leaves... in Jesus' mame.

Okay, Oya! ladies pray, pray, pray now!



This is for decongestion, I didn't mean it.

Protection Prayer Point For Ladies this Sunday Posted on Aug 04, 2013 at 08:29 AM

1. Any guy who wants to use and dump me, let him recieve holy ghost slap
2. Any guy who impregnated other girls and is now eyeing me, Let him see me killing him in his dream.
3. Any guy dat has bet with his friends to sleep with me by all means, Holyghost fire strike him.
4. Any guy dat come into my life just to confuse my destiny, let him hear nwiii!
5. Any guy dat wants to call me to come to his home because he is horny, let my number become a wrong number. God forbid! he tries coming to my home, may he miss his way and find his car hangin' on a cliff in jesus name.

Okay ladies pray,pray, pray

This dog Needs to pay tax Posted on Aug 01, 2013 at 11:07 PM

This dog is cheating it needs to pay taxes.

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I Sent a Text message to My Partner... Posted on Aug 01, 2013 at 09:32 PM

I sent a text to my partner at night,
"Hi darling I will get home late, please load my dirty laundry in the machine make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

But there is no reply.....

Then I sent another text message; "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car this time ",

She text back; "OMG really?"

Then I replied; "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message"

Sucessfully Dating For True Love Posted on Jul 28, 2013 at 07:34 AM


Successful dating for true love on dating websites is not about sex and looks. It is true that many people will be attracted through looks and what you say, but it is much more beyond that. 99.99% will consider your picture and what you say before taking another step but beyond that your true self will begin to manifest itself to smart people who really know what they are looking for.


Your looks and pictures are for everyone scanning through but your real character is what determines a relationship beyond pictures and what you say. This takes the first minute a person contacts you and how you work it from there.


This means everyone has a list of what they are skeptical of and what they are looking for in a partner they want. This is my second dating experience. The first took me less than a week to get a partner with whom we got married for seven years and have very beautiful life and three kids. We broke up due to things I cannot explain here out of respect. But I think it was a successful website dating experience.


I personally do not think anyone want to marry a bad or negative person even if we are negative. This means if you have trades in you that are repellant to a majority of people you have to begin fixing them as you prepare to meet a person you want to fall in love with. If you are okay do not be afraid to lay your character to your partner as you begin to communicate in days.


If you have fundamental principles that protects you and can improve your relationship do not be afraid to bring them out carefully. Most often that is what partners want to hear instead. An intelegent advice to a date that makes sense and make them have a second thought on certain importantant issues that may be affecting them or people in thir lives is a very powerful establishing point in a date. Every date wants an inteleigent and gentle partner.


I have realised nowadays three things compete in the minds of most serious women when making decisions on who they want to pick for a partner. Love, intelligence and being gentle. When a man proves to a woman that they can lead intelectually they almost sweep them on their feet. Leading intellectually means, making positive decisions, giving good advice, encourage a woman in various positive ways that improves their personality and self worthiness. A woman will kill for this. A woman subconsciously thinks that an intelligent man may surely be a good and loving person because they expect them to have good judgment. This is the most powerful trades of women and what makes them vulnerable too. Because if they make the wrong judgement of the judgmenal capabilities of the man they pick they get screwd up. However the less serious ones will focus sex, money and looks and end up getting screwed big time all the time.


Everyone going on a dating website is looking for someone they have not found in their day today activities. This means they have a problem need solution. They have numerous questions they are looking for answers. You must strive to have at least 75% of the answers they are looking for. This includes comfort, security, love, harmony and continuity. Every date want answers to these questions as soon as possible. This may not happen in a single even but can you provide answers or at least some in a couple of dates?


Understand that every date does not trust you especially if they have a rough past... I do not want to be hurt any more. It is your duty to keep them at easy with your personality. Be sincere, respectful and be yourself. Express your feelings if the person is open and friendly. Do not wait for too long. Dates want to know how you feel. What is your plan in a relationship, can you handle the date in your presence. Dates watch your every look, conversation, movements and etc. They are not sure what they are getting into. Make them confortabl. I for one has nothing to hid and I always speak as if I already know my date after a couple of minutes. I keep people comfortable when we meet in a couple of minutes. If it is through chatting a couple of conversations will determine if this is someone I want or not to be continued.


My attitude confuses people at times for a couple of days because I am very dynamic and free minded. But once the person gets to understand that I have a unique way of life things get very heated very fast and bonding speeds up very fast. Separation becomes more and more impossible because I keep investing a positive spirit in the relationship. People need positivity in their lives. If you have it you will always get want you want fast if only you can presntly it effectively.


Trust me many people who date online are very negative and skeptical. It is the way our society is built. You need a lot of work to clean even an intelligent and good person's mind before you can take unto a serious relationship. Do not be so negative. You are negative and you do not have an idea you are. There are nice people out there but you have to begin with yourself to get a better person for yourself


to be continued...

If you are naked Posted on Jul 26, 2013 at 11:32 PM

God forbid you go to Africa and this happens to you: high way armed robber robbs you of your belonging in broad daylight and left you naked without clothing on. You get out of the bush and the 1st person you seeon your way out is a mad person who offers you some of his or her clothes. Will you wear dem or reject dem and go naked?

Type Amen Let Angels Watch Over You Posted on Jul 25, 2013 at 03:56 AM

Type “AMEN” to this prayer… The Angels will watch over you as you sleep:

  1. O God, release your wrath upon every power of witchcraft troubling my destiny, in the name of the almighty.
  2. O God, arise and root them out of their land in your anger, in the name of the almighty.
  3. Candle of the wicked, I put you out: quench, in the name of the almighty.
  4. I release panic and havoc upon any gathering summoned to disgrace me, in the name
    the almighty.
  5. I release confusion and backwardness upon every satanic programmer attacking my star, in the name of the almighty.
  6. Every cage formed to imprison my star I smash you in the name of the almighty.
  7. I release the ten plagues of Egypt upon every coven tormenting my existence, in the name of the almighty.
  8. Every ancestral debt collection, be silenced, in the name of Jesus.
  9. Every locker and warehouse holding my blessings of wealth catch fire, in the name of the almighty.
  10. Invisible wall of barriers stagnating my destiny, scatter, in the name of the almighty.

What is Politics Dad? Posted on Jul 23, 2013 at 11:16 AM

What is Politics Dad?"

Dad says, "Son, let me explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny is the Working Class. Your baby brother is the Future. Now think about that…

The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he checks up on him. He finds that his diaper was soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep. He goes to the nanny's room, finds the door is locked, he peeps in the keyhole sees his father in bed with the nanny. He leaves and goes back to his bed.


The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." the father says; "good son, tell me what you think politics is about." the little boy replies; "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

Finally She Slept Alone Posted on Jul 22, 2013 at 09:38 PM

An LA prositute died, they didn't know what to write on her tombstone, so they wrote; finally she slept alone...

Anger Will kill you! Posted on Jul 22, 2013 at 09:01 PM

Never go to bed angry, I beg you to stay awake and plot your revenge...!

A Doctor Evaluats two of His Psychiatric Patients Posted on Jul 22, 2013 at 06:13 PM

By dey way if the grammar is damaged just forgive me and move on.

Okay, a doctor was evaluating two of his psychiatric patients to see who amongst them is getting better. He puts them in a dark room and switches on a torch light holding it horizontally then said to them; "Any one of you who can sit on the ray of this light will go home today."

The first patient approaches the ray and began jumping trying to sit on it, while Mr. Patient B sat in a corner laughing hard. The doctor looked at him and said it’s your turn. He looked at the doctor and said to him; "U THINK DAT I AM MAD? U WANT ME TO CLIMB THE RAY SO DAT WEN AM ON IT U WILL SWITCH OFF THE LIGHT AND I WILL FALL! SOME THING IS WRONG WIT YOU!!!"

Beware of My Former Girl Friend Posted on Jul 22, 2013 at 02:04 PM

Beware of my former girl friend, she is like an Internet Virus. She will enter your life, scan your pocket and bank accounts, transfer your money, edit your mind, download your weaknesses, upload her problems on you. She will then delete your smile and hurt your life. Be careful...!




Women, do not think I hate you, wait until you see how I take revenge on men who mess around with your soft spot.