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It's a repeat but I made a few changes. Feel free to add something you feel might be problematic.

 

*A tip before you read the following. Think of Jeff Foxworthy's routine of "You might be a Redneck", these ...

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Not Photoshopped Photos 955 Views 02/24/14

Time for a repeat, someone else did this a while back and I really liked it. A blog most people can enjoy, nothing but interesting photos, no selfies, no photoshop.  You're welcome to add to the collection.  Please include any data on the photo if possible.

 

Pink Forest, Ireland

 

 

 

 

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Blood Moon is tonight!! 4-14-2014 141 Views 04/14/14

Hope this posts by tonight so you all know to look for it!!

 

 

Sorry MM would not allow the very interesting article on Blood Moon history. MM tends to delete or not allow my posts that refer to any websites nor could I just post the article itself.

 

 

Bottom of article had this ;

Will this happen again on the Jewish Festivals in the 21st century?  No. Since 1 AD, this tetrad has occurred on these holy days a total of 7 times.  In 2014-2015, it will be the 8th time (time of rest).  It won't occur again for another 500 years. 

These lunar and solar eclipses and their uncanny coincidences with the Jewish festivals remind us of what the Joel wrote:

"AndI will shew wonders in the heavens andin the earth, blood, and fire, and pillars of smoke.  The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into bloodbefore the great and the terrible day of the LORD come." (Joel 2:30-31).

-- The information above is taken from a commentary compiled by Randy Schroder of MO, entitled Signs in the Skies

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Romantic Renderings 247 Views 02/05/14

Being as Valentine's Day is coming up, I thought it would be nice to post some inspiration for us all. If you have any love stories, poems or something else to contribute, please do :)  I'll be posting more here as time goes on.

 

 

Photo note; This is a real island in Brazil. Can you imagine how many ladies must have been proposed to here?

 

 

Hope you all have a Happy Valentine's Day!!!

 

 

 

 

 

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What is the deal with all these lousy blogs? 200 Views 01/20/14

Reading these blogs is starting to get frustrating. Please do some homework on what a blog should be and how to type a title that would represent your blog.

There are several categories of blogs here that are unappealing to most of the readers. I will only give a few examples to make you think and you, whoever you are, may or may not find it useful in the future. For the sake of the blogs and readers still continuing to exist, I hope you do find it useful and adjust your future activities here. Thank-you.

1) The "Me, Me, Me" blog. You think this is free advertising for yourself, well, I suppose it may be to the very few men who care but frankly, I don't give a ****. Can you at least try to make it interesting for the readers who don't want to date you? Add a funny story, a horror dating story, something that is entertaining or helpful.  You must be able to come up with something interesting. Like right now,I'm watching Juan Pablo, The Bachelor, who is going after the opera singer.  That girl absolutely does not give a **** about him and wouldn't you know, Juan still likes her. So Juan is probably not the most interesting subject for the guys but still might be to a few ladies.  I'm not trying to diss all the blogs here but hoping to inspire a few of you to get more creative.



2) Any blog with tips or a continuing theme: Don't post 3 travel tip/stories in 3 different blogs in a row. Post one blog only with all 3 travel locations in it. Which leads me to #3

 

3) Blog Hogging; don't do it!! Really, how important is it to post several blogs at once or even in one week, just don't. Let your one blog shine on it's own, you may find it gets more attention that way.

4) I detest reading a title that does not tell the reader what their blog is about, enough said,.. unlike the title where clearly enough was not said, or in this instance- typed! One word like "Wow" is just not enough.


5) MM, where is the next Hot Topic? I gave you a few suggestions, let's move on to the next one please!

 

 

I could go on but think I will stop here for now. If you need some inspiration look at MM's history for some of the more active blogs.  Feel free to add to the list.

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Profile critiques 547 Views 11/04/13

I don't usually blog but we could use some entertainment here so I will start and maybe some of you will add some more photos, critiques or personal communciation online or while dating that was challenging, funny, or interesting.

 

 

Some of you may have already seen this photo I've posted of this hair masterpiece before but when I saw someone's real photo today, I was reminded of this clipped hair on someone's head photo I already had. I have seen too many photos of men that looked liked this back of the head but a lot of them also were wearing baseball caps or doo-rags/skull caps so you couldn't tell what kind of hair they had if any.

 

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Politics, Currents Events & Speculations 254 Views 02/19/13

The question is whether it will be a happy new year?  If you follow current events and any prophecy then you know we are living in some very interesting times. What do you discern to happen this year or in the next few years? Do you believe in St. Malachy's vision? He has been right for hundreds of years about our popes, according to his vision the next pope will be the last. We don't have too long before we will know who the next pope will be since our current pope announced Feb. 11 that he will be retiring soon. I am waiting to see how St.Malachy's vision of Peter the Roman for our last pope will happen. One possibility is Cardinal Peter Turkson from Ghana whose nickname is Peter the Roman, he is one of many choices.

 

I've mentioned St. Malachy and our pope situation but there is an endless list of topics to type about. Two words: our president- I cannot stand him! If you are easily offended then you may want to stop reading now. The guy acts like a dictator and he is getting away with it.  He is destroying our constitution. I am NOT going to say he is an antichrist but he sure is in the running as looking like one.   He has several acts of impeachment against him yet nothing is happening.  Why does he have so many blind followers?  I call them Sheeple.

 

In March I think it will be 36 months since Obama signed the healthcare bill into law. If you haven't guessed by now, I am totally against it. Since I am not typing an article for the Free Press here and I'm a slow typist, I will not be getting into all the reasons why I hate Obama and this HC law but we are about to have one big question answered, well hopefully answered, it's the US government, things don't proceed in the timely fashion as they should, the question is "implantable devices", what are they? I know too many who want to claim they are just medical devices like defibrillators,etc. but I have to question it. With the RFID chip being readily available, will the chip be the implantable device?

 

I'm sure every generation has questioned whether it will be their generation to experience the Tribulation and while I am not sure whether I will or not, I can see it as a definite possibility and it could start happening soon. 

 

Feel free to type of Red Heifers and Obummer finally going to Israel or the fact that there is a huge computer system called "The Beast".  That it is 1984 in 2013 and Obama is killing people with drones and they will be flying over our heads in this once great country of ours. Do you care that telephones poles in Chicage are not just recording your image but also what you say?  What do you think of Chemtrails?  Do you want our govt.to take our guns away?  What steps if any will you take in your own life once the shtf? 

 

PS I asked the MM staff to create a new headline in the forum of Politics but they haven't. Moderator-are you reading this?  Titles get lost in the forum, blogs are more popular but tend to have a short life. I want this subject to stick around.

 

 

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Comedic- We might have a problem. 183 Views 01/19/13

These are MY words but think of that Redneck comedian's timing in his "You might be a Redneck".  Feel free to add some of your own possible problems. I just thought of another one. Let's see if MM approves this blog first.

 

I feel I'm not just speaking for myself but on behalf of a good portion of women, if any of this sounds familiar to you then we might have a problem ...



IF that thing on your upper lip you call a mustache looks like something could have crawled in there & died, we might have a problem.


IF your idea of shopping for yourself is going to Kmart once a year & "stocking up", we might have a problem.


IF watching a play means staying awake for the first 10 minutes, we might have a problem



IF you wear your UNDERwear as OUTERwear, we might have a problem.



IF your idea of a memorable night includes a tattoo parlor, we might have a problem.



IF when a woman is talking to you and what you hear is the Peanuts/Our Gang teacher, we might have a problem.



IF you are such a sports junkie that you will watch badminton on T.V., we might have a problem.


IF you conveniently only have a $100 bill & you look at me like I should pay instead, we might have a problem.



IF you claim to be "sexy" and you're not, we might have a problem.



If you don't know the difference between their, there and they're, we might have a problem.



IF your place is your parent's basement, we might have a problem.



If your idea of getting ready for a date means slapping on some colonge to mask your B.O., we might have a problem.



IF your six-pack looks like a keg , we might have a problem.



If you think techno and anything autotuned is good music, we might have a problem.



If you have clothes in your closet that you could wear for Halloween, like 70's disco or Farmer in the Dell,etc., we might have a problem.


If you have consider your front lawn a parking spot, we might have a problem.



IF you didn't laugh at some point while reading this, we might have a problem :)

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