I feel I'm not just speaking for myself but on behalf of a good portion of women, if any of this sounds familiar to you then we might have a problem ...
IF that thing on your upper lip you call a mustache looks like something could have crawled in there & died, we might have a problem.
IF your idea of shopping for yourself is going to Kmart once a year & "stocking up", we might have a problem.
IF watching a play means staying awake for the first 10 minutes, we might have a problem
IF you wear your UNDERwear as OUTERwear, we might have a problem.
IF your idea of a memorable night includes a tattoo parlor, we might have a problem.
IF when a woman is talking to you and what you hear is the Peanuts/Our Gang teacher, we might have a problem.
IF you are such a sports junkie that you will watch badminton on T.V., we might have a problem.
IF you conveniently only have a $100 bill & you look at me like I should pay instead, we might have a problem.
IF you claim to be "sexy" and you're not, we might have a problem.
If you don't know the difference between their, there and they're, we might have a problem.
IF your place is your parent's basement, we might have a problem.
If your idea of getting ready for a date means slapping on some colonge to mask your B.O., we might have a problem.
IF your six-pack looks like a keg , we might have a problem.
If you think techno and anything autotuned is good music, we might have a problem.
If you have clothes in your closet that you could wear for Halloween, like 70's disco or Farmer in the Dell,etc., we might have a problem.
If you have consider your front lawn a parking spot, we might have a problem.
IF you didn't laugh at some point while reading this, we might have a problem :)
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