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What size do you like ???
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04/09/09
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No, I didn't mean THAT.?? But it's nice to know all your minds are in the gutter with mine.? I meant, What size guy or girl do you really prefer??? And be specific.?? Physically ONLY.? Do you prefer a woman you can look in the eye?? Or one who has to look up to you??? One who you can sweep up with one arm?? Or one who can give you a real run for it in a wrestling contest?? The waif, or the muscular, or the big booty'd??
And ladies, do you prefer the tall guy who makes you feel protected?? Or the guy you can look at a a physical equal?? The lean and skinny guy?? Or the solid block of muscle?? Does the 'twice your size' guy work for you?? Or must he be a rail?? If you're 5'0", how tall, or short, works??? If you're 5'11" - same question.? If you are comfortable doing so, indicate YOUR size when giving your preferences.? And remember, he or she is already?perfect otherwise......you're just building the perfect body......for YOU.?? Oh, and if you just have to comment on the size of the 'Lamborghini', ladies, or it's 'garage', guys,? while you're at it, feel free.?
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The REAL patron saint of LOVE !!!
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02/16/10
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OK, we all survived Valentine's Day. I hope many of you had great ones !!!
But upcoming is time to salute that more contemporary Patron Saint of Love --- St. PATRICK !!!!
He comes in the springtime, when warmer weather allows for skimpier clothing. He actively encourages parties with fellow cabin-fevered denizens of the dark. His mascot, the leprechaun's, size is an ego boost to 99% of the male population. His fashion sense is the lowest of hurdles to surpass. He insists we look for the gold at the end of the rainbow, and he leaves it within reach. He fosters tasteless parades with no purpose but to have fun. (See the Shriner at the Savannah parade last year. And that is NOT me, btw !!!)
And he insists you drink until your partner IS beautiful..........How could you not love a saint with a holiday like this??????
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Can you believe the size of this thing? ! ! ?
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12/15/11
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Hey, I'm just checking to see how many hits a blog title can get with no substance at all. If just mentioning the word "virgen" in a blog title can get 400 views, I figure mentioning 'size' will get at least a couple hundred.
At least leave a post to say who had to check it out, fellow MM bloggians. (I know I look at every blog, no matter what or who wrote it, so I'd be in.)
Or hijack it with some useful content. Or answer Hope's question on the other blog about where you lost your virginity........
-CG-
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Why did you pick your screen name?
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04/25/11
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Ok, in a totally non-serious vein (I think):
Why did you pick your screen name? Is there a story behind it? Was it an attempt at anonyminity (1345abc) that seems pointless now? or misguided? or even a momentary fit of pique? (lookin41honestman) or dishonesty? (1richchik) or wishful thinking (Studlydoright).
Something you thought was important at that moment, but now seems ridiculous? Your mantra? Your code of ethics? Your alter ego?
What is it, MMers? And in the spirit of fun, do YOU have a guess for one of us for OUR screen name? For instance, does Tinkerbelle have a thing for flighty little boys? Or does she secretly wish to be ravaged by pirates? (I'm thinking if it's Johhny Depp, the answer is YES!!)
I'll even go first, but you'll have to decide if any of my answers are correct.
Since I normally use CG instead of Conyersguy, is it merely the initials for that? No, CG is really a salute to my Spanish nature, Carne Grande. :):) Or maybe it was Consuela Grande, in honor of my previous girlfriend? Or Coastal Guy? Or Co-Dependent Guy? Or is it Coastal GIRL ?? (we never REALLY know who is online, do we?) :):)
Ok, now YOUR confessions, and guesses, please.
-CG-
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New, old jokes
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11/15/11
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OK, a few oldies, but goodies.
Panties - Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -----Socrates
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante
I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. -- Zsz Zsa Gabor
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Rich Women
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09/05/11
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Hoping asked a question on another blog, and I felt my answer was going too far afield for that blog subject, so I'm answering here.
she asked (paraphrasing): if dating a wealthy woman made a man feel insecure ???
So, I'll answer, and encourage other guys to do so as well.
I've only dated a very few women in my lifetime who were financially better off than me. So it's VERY unusual when it occurs, for me. (And I don't mean that in the "I got all that" sense. I do OK, but there are plenty of women who've done better, financially. I just mean it that I don't have a very large pool of experience from which to draw.)
But, I don't have a problem with it, just because of the money. I have run into a problem when rich women act like jerks, just like rich male jerks do. A jerk is a jerk, no matter the gender. The same reasons that make women say, "It's not worth it, no matter how much money he has" are valid reasons for guys, too. And unfortunately, the same reasons SOME women ARE successful are the same reasons SOME guys are.....they're either obnoxious, controlling, manipulative, self-serving or all of the above. These women (or men) are impossible for me to tolerate OR date.
But some women have done well through good fortune (being in the right place at the right time), being born to wealth, bad fortune (death of a spouse, death of a marriage though no fault of her own) or just plain ol' hard work, and working a good plan. Just like men, these women run the entire gamut of human types. Beautiful, plain as hell, sensual, frigid, smart, dumb, skinny, fat, sexy, not, educated, not, tolerant, inflexible, kind, uncaring...... And among these women, just like the ones with no money, I'm only interested in the great ones. I haven't knowingly dated one with those bad characteristics. A couple turned out to be unacceptable character types, but I didn't know that before I datd them.
Among those good people, who just happened to have money, I had no problem with being the lesser pocketbook. The good person, whether male or female, will not use their pocketbook as a weapon. And if she's not using it like that, DUH, it's MY shortcoming if I have psyche problems with her having money. I never had that problem. Among those great women, who had money, it was never a big deal at all. I paid for what I could, and wished to, pay for, and she did likewise. If she wanted us to take an Alaskan cruise, and I wouldn't have, or couldn't have, spent the money on it, I have no problem with going and having a great time. We men expect women to do this all the time. What's different about it?
One thing I wouldn't do (and I always respected the women who wouldn't do this with me) is mislead her into thinking I feel something I don't, just to get the trip (or the jewelry, or the clothes.) I've had women tell me, "Thanks, but no thanks" when I suggested a pricey pleasure, because they felt I wasn't the one for them. I'd do the same, here. If I know you think me going on that cruise means I plan to keep growing our relationship into a permanent one, and I just don't feel that way, I won't go. The hurt she'd feel is an honest one, and she should respect that. I know I do, and have.
But if, the woman who makes me feel good (and potential for great):):) has enough money to make me set mine on fire, so what? Money is a tool, not a weapon, when two people care for each other.
-CG-
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How do you see heaven?
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08/26/11
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Last night I dreamed that I had passed to my reward. I was pleasantly surprised to learn that my companion for eternity was a spectacularly beautiful and sexy woman, rather provocatively dressed. As I learned my way around, I ran into an old friend. "Wow !! " he said. "What on earth did you ever do to deserve HER ? " Before I could answer, she said, " Nothing, he's my punishment."
:)
-CG-
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For Men Only
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07/28/10
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Just checking to see how many women click on a blog "For men only."
I'm guessing quite a few. Two can play at this game, Sophia.:):)
(Of course, if you didn't click here, you didn't read that.) :):)
And in my humble opinion, two SHOULD play at this game. Isn't that what all of this is about? Understanding the other sex? .....
-CG-
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Frog's blog are plagiarized
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03/31/11
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Well, I was going to ignore blogs from someone who had the time and felt the need to post a dozen in one day (especially after reading a couple) but then I tried one more, "Girls."
I find it blatantly plagiarized, and specifically credited to Mr. Frog.
And JEEZ, he's plagiarizing common email crapicisms, and representing it to be his "poetry."
I know we're desperate for blog content, but dayam!!
Hopefully this crap will drift out with the other flotsam into history soon enough.
So please, everybody, post ANYTHING in a new blog to hasten the process.
-CG-
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Best Legs on MM :)
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01/14/11
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With apologies to Rick of four + years ago, I ask for the best legs of MM. It was an old blog I saw, and thought it would be fun to re-create.
Please submit your best leg shot, below, and we'll all judge a winner. We'll have a gift card for the winner (if MM doesn't flp out.)
To make it interesting for the ladies, let's see the guy legs, too. I've even started with mine, for the humorous effect. But I'll be honest, as the Chief Justice on this leg court, you guys don't really have a chance of winning.
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When they scream out someone else's name !
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01/28/09
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---With thanks to GatorRx for the genesis of the idea, I want to hear everyone's "Called you - Screamed out someone else's name" stories. I bet we have some good ones.
--My best one: Immediately after my first breakup (19), I was dating a girl who had also just broken up with her long term boyfriend. Things went well until the first time we made love. Then, as she reached her orgasm, she screamed out "Oh, YES, David ! " (My name is not David.):)? I tried to pretend I didn't hear it, and kept at my task, since I REALLY wanted to finish what I was doing. A few minutes later, I screamed out "Cathy !!" Her name was Becky. She ignored it, too. Two days later we're both back dating our exes.
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INSULTS; GIve it your best shot
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06/17/09
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Inspired by the masterful ability of Irocas, lets see everyones best!? I'l have to think a minute for mine, but come on, without pointing the weapon at any one person, what's the best you have?? I'm guessing us guys have more experience at the broadside.? THink you ladies can top us.
With apologies to Irocas:? She's not as dumb as she looks.
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If she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.?
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If brains?were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
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(I didn't say it had to be tasteful......)
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MM, Are you listening ?
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01/07/11
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Spurred into action by BillZeke, I broach the following subject, and ask for regular bloggers and never bloggers alike to weigh in with your comments and suggestions:
MM is too small. Do whatever it takes to raise the membership numbers. Lots of these members haven't signed on since the last Ice Age. And no, I don't count the scammers. And no, I don't want the masses. There are plenty of exceptional, wonderful people who would like to meet and date someone like themselves. Get THOSE.
I agree with BillZeke, the blogs have become pitiful. But they are just a mirror of the site.
And I wonder if MM is doing the necessary marketing to attract a critical mass of constituents???
It appears to me the benefit of not dealing with a mass site is not realized if there aren't enough inmates in the asylum. My personal opinion is there needs to be 5 - 10 times as many real people on this site for it to be effective as a dating tool. The blogs are just a reflection of the lack of new meat, as some of that new meat would be grey matter between the ears.
So, MM, are you listening? And what about it, guys & dolls? Am I right? Any better ideas out there?
-CG-
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Christmas wishes for MM bloggers
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12/22/10
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With apologies to those I miss, my Christmas wishes to some of our favorite MM bloggers:
For Curious - A ROOM, with the gentleman of your choice
--For zzoraya - Snow for Christmas….it’s gotta be rare in Colombia, huh?
For Billzeke - a bigger memory card for those pictures of great places.
For Tinkerbelle-a veddy, veddy stiff Englishman, for……well you know what for.
For the GentleWoman-A man who will tell us all that ‘gentle’ is quite a misnomer.
For Arizona -The man who makes Alberta winters seem hot.
For Timberoo- The lady who learns ‘Timber’ is not an inappropriate description.
For Brittany - A liberal so good you don’t care he’s liberal.
For NiceGuy-The girl who brings out the bad boy in you.
For Dubs - The girl who gets to see (and likes) what’s under the trenchcoat.
For Ekat -The man who makes YOU speak in tongues.
For Moldy-The yin for your yang.
For Ready - A man who always is
For Migs-Just the right spread on your bruschetta.
For Michael - The muse who makes you HER muse.
For Sista -The guy who makes you say, “Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam.”
For Miss Monte-The man who makes you do it over and over again, until you get it right, as any good teacher should.
For Rose-A GPS. Where have you been?
For Newman-An older woman. It’s about time you learned they are way better……
For Shaz-That same GPS.
For Negrita-Good luck this time.
For Atta -A 12 step woman…one whom you are wise enough to know the difference, but don’t care.
-For Deke - A good time in GA
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
-CG-
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LAME BLOGS !!!!
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08/26/10
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Wow !! The blogs are SO lame now. I will point the finger of blame at myself as well, but I know my excuse.:):)
Michael & Sophia are trying to carry it all by themselves, it seems, with a few exceptions. Deke has some valid political points, and Tink just threw in a good one.
But the rest of us are either lazy or incapable of original thought, or both.
Or is it that MM is not appealing to enough new blood to balance the normal attrition??? and what is causing the blog attrition?? Success at a love connection? Abandonment of the attempt?? Or just the natural staleness that creeps into all long term 'relationships?'
Maybe it's because I'm not looking, but I don't see the infusion of new talent I saw a year ago. Some great ones, sure, but not as many. Are the other online dating services doing a better job of filling this niche now?
What say ye?
-CG-
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Jokes for the day
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06/04/10
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I never post jokes, but had a few come in that might send you into the weekend with a smile:
I dialed a number and got the following recording:
--"I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes."
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My wife and I had words,
-- But I didn't get to use mine.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
--He shoots his friend and kills him.
--Wife says "If you are going to behave like this, you won't have ANY friends left!"
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Nominated as the best short joke this year:
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
--"Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?"
-- "Not yet," she replied.
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And finally:
A redneck was walking home late at night and saw a woman in the shadows.
'Twenty dollars' she whispered.
Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decided what the heck, it's only twenty bucks, so they hid in the bushes.
They were in there for only a minute when all of a sudden a light flashed on them. It was a police officer.
'What's going on here, people?' asked the officer.
'I'm making love to my wife!' Bubba answered sounding annoyed.
'Oh, I'm sorry,' said the cop. 'I didn't know.'
Bubba says, 'Well, neither did I til ya' shined that light in her face.'
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Key West in July
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04/02/10
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Hi, fellow MM bloggers,
I regret to announce I now have a conflict which will prevent me from attending Hemingway Days in Key West (and entering the look-alike contest) in late July. I am very disappointed, but it is unavoidable. Maybe next year. However, I am entered in the short story contest, so keep your fingers crossed for that. Even an honorable mention would be a real treat. If anyone would like to read my submitted story (limit 3000 words), just email me and I'll return email it. Mind you, I am not representing it as great literature.:):)
Again, my apologies and best wishes to all.
CG
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Blog technical trouble AGAIN !!
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386 Views
03/12/10
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Is anyone else having trouble posting blogs?
After sporadic instances for a week or so now, today EVERY post does not "go through" even though I enter the code numbers and then enter. Only by hitting the "Back" button on my browser, recalling my comment screen, and then entering the new code number, does it land on the blog. So, essentially, I have to do it twice every time.
FIX THIS, MM !!!!!!!!
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The KEYS
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01/21/10
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Off track of Moldy's sex blog, so I thought I'd mention here.
I wanted to mention, since a few are talking about the Keys, I have tentatively agreed, upon some friends cajoling (and several Cuba Libras), to enter the Hemingway look-alike contest during Hemingway days in Key West July 22-24. I'm sure with a month or so of growing the beard out, proper trimming, etc., I can place in the upper 1/3. It'll be late July, hottern hell, and I think NOW is the time to be in the Keys, but it will be fun, anyway.
Should be a great time. Buying drinks for the contestants is highly encouraged. Throwing drinks at them is frowned upon. :):):) Crowd support is the criteria for winning, and I am not above bribing you. Come one, come all. :):):)
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