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Posted on Wed, Feb 12, 2014 09:25

The Nurse and the AAA Batteries

 

"Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional.

In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

 

"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her life. 
In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.

 

Unable to control herself, the Nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out.
And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing Feeling very
badly that she had laughed at the man's private part, she composed herself as
well as she could.

 

"I am so sorry," she said,"I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a 
Nurse and a lady, I promise that it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems
to be the problem?"

 

"It's swollen," Bob replied.

 

She ran out of the room

 

The Blonde and The Truck Driver

 

As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load." 

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" 

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's Winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"



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Posted on Sat, Feb 15, 2014 04:33

Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:

Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!

Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!

 

 

 

 

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US government class.


The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

 

Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, ‘That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware.’



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Posted on Wed, Feb 12, 2014 11:37

lol!!! classic!



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