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To the "Puppy" poster.... 166 Views 02/08/16

If you have something you want to say to me, you can post it here.

 

It's quite cowardly of you to have me blocked from commenting on your blogs so that I cannot respond directly.

 

Remember that comment you made about being a fire starter?  Stop hiding in the shadows and start acting like a man. 

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Vasectomy - Southern Style 62 Views 02/11/16

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didnt want to have any more children. 


The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor,"I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I dont see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.

 

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AD and BC 114 Views 02/06/16

There seems to be some confusion regarding AD and BC.  Hope this clears things up.

 

AD are the first and fourth letters of the alphabet.  BC are the second and third letters of the alphabet.  It follows then that:

 

A B C D ... hope this takes the mystery out of these letters.

 

You're welcome.

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This might be how it started!!!! 240 Views 12/17/15

 

 
Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing.  
 
He called the royal weatherforecaster and inqured as to the weather forecast for the next few hours.  The weatherman assured him there was no chance of rain in the coming days.
 
So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen.  On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area". !
 
The king was polite and considerate, he replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional.  And besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him and I will continue on my way."  So he continued on his way.
 
However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky.  The King and Queen were totally soaked and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition.
 
Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the professional. Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.
 
The farmer said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting.  I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain."
 
So the king hired the donkey.
 
And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in the government and occupy its highest and most influential positions.
 
And the practice is unbroken to this date...
 

Could it also be why the symbol for the Democratic party is the donkey?
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Thoughts and prayers to the people of France! 318 Views 11/14/15

It's time for the rest of the world to unite and annihilate the perpetrators of these heinous acts of terror.  They claim that Russia is their next target after blowing up a plane and killing hundreds of Russians.  

 

No one is safe anywhere in the world.  Is it time to bring out the Varsity team to defeat those our Commentator-in-Chief referred to as the JV.

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Happy Thanksgiving 185 Views 11/25/15

The Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial in Washington, DC

 

Seems as current today as it did 52 years ago.  

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See you on the bus... 288 Views 11/20/15

There's a very strong rumor going around that Obama is going to issue a Presidential directive that will allow ICE to start deporting seniors.

 

What prompted his decision is that one of the major health insurers may opt out of Obamacare stating that the cost is unsustainable.  Deporting seniors will allow the monies required to pay for Social Security and Medicare to be diverted to Obamacare.  

 

He stated that the cost of deporting aliens is extremely high and they often return within a week of deportation.  His rationale is that seniors will be easier to catch and will not remember their way back home.

 

This is not the CHANGE I had HOPED for.

 

I'll try to smuggle a GPS system... see you on the bus.

 

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Adults only, enter at your own risk. Children not welcome! 256 Views 11/10/15

Under construction...

 

I recently posted a blog entitled "The shirtless wonder from down under et al".It berated the people who blocked me.  That blog was deleted and I'm curious whether it was deleted by the blog police or whether one of the cowardly, thin skinned guys who I berated went crying to mommy.... so, for the first time ever, I blocked them from this blog.  I personally feel that if you want to share something on a blog you should be open to all and any comments and if you take things personally perhaps MM should institute a kiddie blog.  

 

What are your gripes?  How do you feel about blog hogs who post several blogs a day? How about those who are unable to express themselves in less than six very long paragraphs or those who post solilquys and rarely comment on anyone elses blog or those who write blogs for paying members only... 

 

 

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Miscellaneous Ramblings 836 Views 10/19/15

This is a blog for anyone who wants to pose a question or state an opinion that might not fit anywhere else....

 

Does anyone have a clue wtf this blog is about?  I'd ask the author but he doesn't like me.

 

 

Many have a number when it comes to being in relationships and encounters so with that being the case do the number effect whether you would either encounter or be in relationships witn an individual with either low or high numbers? 

 

Hum truth or dare time. 


 

 

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Remember when politics was civil? Anybody miss this guy? 182 Views 10/12/15

"Socialism only works in two places : Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it." -Ronald Reagan

 

'Here's my strategy on the Cold War : We win, they lose.' - Ronald Reagan

 

'The most terrifying words in the English language are : I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'-Ronald Reagan

 

'The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.' -Ronald Reagan

 

'Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.'- Ronald Reagan

 

'I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.' -Ronald Reagan

 

'The taxpayer : That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.'- Ronald Reagan

 

'Government is like a baby : An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.'- Ronald Reagan

 

'The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.' - Ronald Reagan

 

 

'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession.. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.'- Ronald Reagan '

 

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases : If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it' - Ronald Reagan

 

'Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.'- Ronald Reagan

 

'No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.'- Ronald Reagan

 

'If we ever forget that we're one nation under GOD, then we will be a nation gone under.'-Ronald Reagan

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Medicare Part G - Nursing Home Plan 378 Views 09/21/15

Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.                                          

 
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
 
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!  And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home.  And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
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It worked... I can't believe it! 536 Views 09/16/15

A blogger, who has blocked me from commenting on his blogs,  recently posted a comment on his own blog that so completely desecrated the English language that it was an embarrassing blot on our education system here in the States.

 

No.. it wasn't Stanley.  Stanley can write proper English but chooses not to.  No, this blogger doesn't know the difference between nouns and verbs.  Doesn't know the difference between the past, the present or the future and couldn't conjugate a verb if his life depended upon it.  I have met people who were unable to read and faked it for the better part of their lives.  They rarely wrote anything.  Most of them were embarrassed to a point they did something about it.  They sought out help, learned how to read and, to their surprise, reading became fun.

 

... but I regress.  Since I couldn't post a comment, the only thing I could do was "report abuse".  Half jokingly, I reported that murdering the English language could be considered a felony... and the Blog Police removed the comment.

 

This particular blogger might be back from the future.  He wrote "It's 2016.. etc" and I wonder if he knows what happened with the election.

 

Okay.. gotta get some popcorn for tonight's entertainment.  CNN at 8PM... it should be a blast.

 

 

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An Italian Funeral 228 Views 08/11/15

THE ITALIAN FUNERAL

A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash.

Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking in single file.

The Jewish man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My wife's."

''What happened to her?"

"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

 

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

My mother-in-law....She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her and killed her also.

 

A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.

 

The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?"

 

The Italian man replied, "Get in the line.

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Another theater shooting in Lafayette, LA 255 Views 07/23/15

... what's this crazy world coming to.  Hoping our Hope didn't go to see "Trainwreck" at the Grand and praying for the victims and their families/

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Seems Atlas has left the building... 406 Views 07/20/15

I'm guessing roadtrip... heads up Amber.

 

Oops... he's back, for your pleasure and entertainment.  When I posted this he and all of his blogs had disappeared... don't know what happened... but those of you who have access to his blogs and profile, Enjoy!

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Dear Abby 579 Views 05/14/15
Dear Abby,   
 
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.
All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and
shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian.
What should I do?   
 
Signed: Clueless   
 
Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don't need him anymore!
 

 

You're running for President of the United States . Act like one!
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Jokes 267 Views 05/14/15

A family is at the dinner table.

 
The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”
 
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”
 
This infuriated his wife and daughter.
 
The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?”
 
The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
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Memorial Day 206 Views 05/25/15

A time to thank those who wore the uniform, especially during times of war and to remember those brave men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice.

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What women need to know about men.. 351 Views 05/14/15

Husband went to the police station to report that his wife was missing...

 

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...

 

Sergeant: What is her height?

 

Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

 

Sergeant: Weight?

 

Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

 

Sergeant: Colour of eyes?

 

Husband: Never noticed.

 

Sergeant: Colour of hair?

 

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.

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What do you see? 418 Views 05/07/15

Anything moving?

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